How To Get the Hoomans to Play FRISBEE

A step by step guide to a life filled with happiness!

By Eleanor the Aussie

These are my 3 easy, time tested, fool proof steps to get the hoomans to let you play FRISBEE all. the. time!! Seriously, they’ll play whenever you want! It’s AMAZING!

Step 1: Up Close & Personal

I start by getting right up into my hoomans face. Make sure to give them lots of kisses, the hoomans love kisses! Don’t be afraid to beg for belly rubs, we MUST keep their attention on us.

Step 2: Cry me a River

This one is very important. There MUST be a lot of whining! Really lay it on ‘em. Tug at those heart strings. BUT you NEED to be by the door or else the hoomans won’t understand that you want to go outside. They’ll try to pretend you just want food. Why do they always do this?!

Pro Tip: Bring a toy to the door, so the hoomans know you mean its playtime!

Step 3: Let’s get Loud!

If you’ve gone through steps 1 & 2 and the hoomans still don’t understand, it’s time to YELL! Isn’t yelling the best?! It gets you everything you want! And VOILA! 100% of the time after I yell & jump around for a few minutes, my hoomans will take me outside to play with my FRISBEE!! Gosh, I really do LOVE them! 

Hope these steps work for you as well as they’ve worked for me!

Happy FRISBEE-ing!
Eleanor the Aussie

*This has been transcribed by the girl hooman, I call her mom*